Diet Coked Up

I usually don't like to blog about work, because it just sucks, and it has no relevance to anything i care about. But, this moment was too poignant not to rant about.

This lawyer lady wrote an email complaining that the Diet Coke at the soda fountain near her office was out and that it needed to be replenished "immediately" because she doesn't want to add on five pounds drinking regular Coke. What was funny to me was this: she also didn't want to walk the extra 30 feet to the next soda fountain where the Diet Coke was flowing freely.

What's wrong with people? A pill to fix everything, a soda to cure all, but fuck actual painless and beneficial effort. Talk to anyone who diets through sodas for just a minute, and you come out of it knowing full well the person you just talked to was full of saccharin shit.

outtee.